when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
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Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…
Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?
Me:
Math teacher: Exactly.
*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*
Me: I win.
This speaks to my soul.
i tried to make pasta in the microwave and it created a volcano please help.
sometimes it is 11pm and you have an essay due in 9 hours so you just have to force yourself to write something…
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mustardhills: My bird, Cinnamon. We call her Beepers ‘cause she beeps.
i literally cannot with this bird
