one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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listen up, this is some important science: have you heard the names of the European Southern Observatory’s telescopes?
first they have one called the VLT, which stands for the Very Large Telescope
then they have one called the E-ELT, which stands for the European Extremely Large Telescope
keep stepping it up, ESO, keep steppin’ it up
They will run out of adverbs at this rate
(via galaxyclusters)
(Source: vanillasilhouette)
I had to restore my phone to factory settings and I can’t figure out how to find my old contacts on my computer (please someone message me how). I can’t use a previous backup to restore it because that’s what caused the problem in the first place. Luckily I was smart enough to write down everyone’s numbers! Unluckily, I forgot to put names with them, so I’ve just been renaming everyone. My contact list is a lot cooler now.
Milky Way over the Alps (by Pegaso0970)
(Source: bluonda, via his-ocean-eyes)

