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I don't think I blog enough chickens.

Here is an Oreo for you!

thepeachstarfishonthebeach:

pass this Oreo on to continue the wonder. 

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albinoflamingos:

This gif of Jensen dancing in JIBCON makes me so happy.
Like look at it.
“Passed my finals!”

“Found a twenty dollar bill in my jeans!”

“Finished my homework early! I can watch TV!”

“Someone complimented me today!”

“That really attractive boy just looked at me…”

“‘Bout get me some bootay.”

albinoflamingos:

This gif of Jensen dancing in JIBCON makes me so happy.

Like look at it.

“Passed my finals!”

“Found a twenty dollar bill in my jeans!”

“Finished my homework early! I can watch TV!”

“Someone complimented me today!”

“That really attractive boy just looked at me…”

“‘Bout get me some bootay.”

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chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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No but seriously

melissarific:

How is this
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ALL THE SAME PERSON?!??!?!

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

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angelwingsandplaid:

averypottermormon:

thetremblingofmyhand:

My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.

But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.

Do you see how this might be an issue?

you’re my hero

I love you, be my best friend.

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imaginarycircus:

rabioheab:

my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out

Best wishes on your exorcism.

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tardisity:

bigplanssforthatfish:

reblogallthenerdythings:

we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever please disregard my shitty editing skills

no listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language

It’s more amazing when you think that the new language was developed almost exclusively through indirect communication.

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